Top 5 People who Grind my Gears

1 - The Cast of Made in Chelsea: Given everything they want. Spending money they never earnt. Most of their so called 'careers' centre around a social night. One man claims his job is a 'nightlife entrepreneur'. Selfish and idiotic. Spending Daddy's money comes as naturally to them as eating. They need to stop living off their families hard work and start a life of their own.

 2 - Kenny Dalglish: I have never feel such utter hatred towards a football club than I do Liverpool. Stuck in the 70's and 80's they call on so called 'legends' to pull them out of a rut. King Kenny's return was short-lived and unsuccessful, his smug face, his need to pretend to be 'one of the lads' (for the record Kenny your 60+ act your age) and the fact he ALWAYS sings along to you'll never walk alone is enough to leave my blood boiling. Your not Sir Alex Ferguson, you will never be a great like him, so take your self off your high horse and go back to SAGA cruises. 

 3 - Nicki Minaj: Before I even get started on her music, she looks like a clown. If I was 5 I would have thought she was the reincarnation of Chuckie. Her songs are stupid, like nursery rhymes made up in the Bronx. The fact she thinks she's a 'gangster' is utterly hilarious, as is the irony of her calling Mariah Carey a 'princess' go back to rapping about being Barbie,Roman and whoever else you think you are. 

 4- Tulisa: Your not the sexiest woman in the world. Your tattoo makes me want to start a genacide from Beckton to Lewisham. Your voice is irritating, your not 'tough talking' your a glammed up chav, and you work for the most predictable Saturday night TV show in history. Get off my screen.   

5- The Beatles (except John Lennon who was a genius): If I see Paul McCartney at one more ceremony or gig or whatever murdering Hey Jude for the 2,576th time heads will roll. The man has probably pissed himself at least twice before the concert is over, and resembles a rambling drunken uncle at a family wedding who's had one two many glasses of Pinot. The Stones are far better, and a lot more interesting.