Why a good pub or bar will ALWAYS out do a nightclub.

Bars and pubs are brilliant. Mainly because here conversation happens, this long lost art seems to have faded away since the days of the 90's rave scene. We have all gone to a club and have kissed or danced very outrageously with a young woman, or man, without even having a single bit of dialogue between the pair of you. 

I always find this awkward, and really just unacceptable.

Maybe it's just me and being a 50 year old stuck in a 20 year olds body - but like a divorcee i want to woo my partner. Not just go to a nightclub and treat her like prey (although i have seen many divorcee's do just that)

However, my argument will be constantly undermined by BCM nightclub in Magaluf.

I won't go into tremendous amounts of detail, but it was quite the experience. 

My word, when you open those curtains and see what we saw…it was a beautiful sight. To quote the inbetweeners "it was decadent". The lights and sounds - it was an onslaught, and in my whole life I have never felt so happy being out of place.

Well done to the lads holiday and to the good bars of this country.